‘Riverdale’ Fans Can’t Get Over That ‘Absurd’ Bloody Shower Sex Scene
The “Riverdale” Season 2 premiere had some life-or-death stakes to it, but fans REALLY want to talk about that shower scene.
Archie’s (KJ Apa) father was dying, and he was covered in his blood, so he went home and finally took a shower — with his cast still on. Veronica (Camila Mendes) decided that was a good time to get naked (except for her pearls, natch) and hop in the shower with him for some sexy time.
It was a steamy scene, for sure, but the timing of it — and the practicalities of that cast and her pearls, and the fact that they’re supposed to be sophomores in high school — left fans more baffled than turned-on.
— Krojačica Sudbine ♔ (@MonaLisa1797) October 12, 2017
— Anna Grace Barlow (@therealagbarlow) October 12, 2017
— Best of Varchie (@bestofvarchie) October 12, 2017
Nobody’s gonna talk about that shower scene ?! GODDAMN GODDAMN. #Riverdale
— lilly ✨ (@lillyvalerie_) October 12, 2017
#Riverdale Teenagers!! His dad is dying but you still gat the time to have a particularly steamy shower!
— Cassie James (@CassandraAJames) October 12, 2017
ARCHIE YOU DAD IS DYING STOP WITH THE DIRTY SHOWER SCENE. #Riverdale
— Ashleigh Hughes (@AshCat9687) October 12, 2017
You can’t take a shower with a cast on?#Riverdale
— Margaret Mae (@Onceuponlost) October 12, 2017
ARCHIE! You can’t shower with a cast! #Riverdale
— WatchKristiWatch (@Kristi_Watches) October 12, 2017
veronica lodge logic: my boyfriend’s dad is dying omg i need to cheer him up hmmm time for shower sex!!!!!!!#Riverdale
— emi (@AEGONSTVRK) October 12, 2017
My dad is fighting for his life but yeah we should totally have shower sex. Archie. Come on! #Riverdale
— Mo 🦊 (@bsideofmytongue) October 12, 2017
i don’t ship varchie and that shower seen was so uncalled for lmao wtf hiS DAD WAS JUST SHOT GIVE HIM PEACE #riverdale
— abi misses h 🙁 (@thinkaboutIou) October 12, 2017
— JOANNA (@Jobazzle) October 12, 2017
archie is literally dissociating in the shower and veronica decides the best thing to do is hop in there w a full face of makeup? #Riverdale
— julia BOOholder (@julesburk) October 12, 2017
why couldn’t veronica just mind her own business and let archie take a shower by himself SMH #riverdale
— PamL (@pam_laam_) October 12, 2017
Archie and Betty have more chemistry just looking at each other than him and Veronica have during shower sex. Facts only! #Riverdale
— mimi (@shekissedklaus) October 12, 2017
— riverdalehoe (@authenticcash) October 12, 2017
— Katie Haines (@KatieHainesCLT) October 12, 2017
— TV Riverdale (@TvRiverdale) October 12, 2017
— Kelli Piell (@PiellMeApart) October 12, 2017
“Can we have at least one scene as absurd as this one in every episode?”
Yes, please. “Riverdale” Season 2 continues Wednesday, Oct. 18 with Episode 2, “Chapter Fifteen: Nighthawks,” on The CW.
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